Madame Candelabra

Species: Cyclops

Job: Receptionist and Executive Assistant, host of “The Divine Line”, a pay-per-minute psychic hotline

Oracular messenger of the Call Center, Madame Candelabra delivers mail and fortunes with equal panache. Her charm, grace and ominous prophecies are sure to brighten your day!

Likes: The finer things, gossip, shooting other messengers, helping rich unfortunate souls, stirring pots, velvet gloves,  Kevin.

Dislikes: Being the last to know, other people calling themselves “fabulous”,  when she has lipstick on her teeth and has to act like she knew and wanted it there, the word “moist”, her sister.